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Hi!
This is another opportunity for me to promote my newly created website www.fouldictionary.com which is a humorous look at words. I've included an excerpt here in the hope that you will take a peek at the rest on the website.
I'd love to hear what you think so feedback would be great! I'll be writing more on how it all got started over the next few days.
~Senor Foul
Abbey: a road in England
Abbreviate: men’s briefs that have been shortened
Abhor: somebody that puts out for abs
Ablutions: a new diet plan that can change the muscularity of your abs in just 10 days or your money back
Absolve: A cream that can be rubbed on the stomach for faster results on the absolution plan.
Abode: part of the phrase you may hear at train stations “all abode”.
Abreast: a single boob. Not to be confused with a single guy that lives alone.
Abysmal: The second part of Pepto: often heard describing why you drink the pink chalky stuff.
Acclimatize: used when pointing out that someone’s tie is climbing up their shirt; sometimes used to tell an individual to get their tie in order.
Abyss: often heard spoken by males when letting someone know they have to go to the bathroom; I gotta take abyss.
According: a taped /CD/DVD representation of an event. Usage: I got MiG’s new according.
Accountant: someone who counts beans.
Ace: of ace in the hole, possible precursor to arsehole.
Achille’s Heel: description of your just divorced spouse.
Acrobatic: what you want your significant other to be.
Acrophobia (pro. A-crow-pho-bee-a): a fear of crows.
Adams Apple: bibl. What Eve gave Adam.
Ad hoc: The human version of fur balls. Usually describes a person enduring prime-time TV viewing that has taken in too may commercials and has to hoc.
Ad nauseum: the feeling you get just before you ad hoc.
Adipose: adding a picture with a pose; often seen on porn sites.
Ad lib: a new movement, shaped after women’s lib, which is attempting to free us of ads.
Afford: an American car; recent financial troubles at the company indicate they have overspent.
Afterthought: a brain burp after a satisfying thought meal.
Asphalt: trouble with your butt; butt trouble.
Aerosol: an Israeli airline.
Airplay: foreplay while attempting to gain entrance into the mile high club.
Airstrip: when airplay leads to total abandonment and the removal of clothes.
Airtight: space that airplay usually takes place in; also can describe one’s partner.
Airman: one half the duo involved in airplay; can make up all of the duo, or a solo flight.
Airlock: what you need to do to the bathroom door to avoid interruption.
Airplane: a rare occurrence describing the ability to get horizontal during airplay.
Airworthy: an attached designation given by your airplay partner after being completely satisfied.
Air Jordan: descriptive phrase about dunking your foot in the toilet while participating in airplay.
Air Bud: your partner in the entrance to the mile high club.
Anti-aircraft: a partner that refuses any form of airplay.
Al dente: an Italian guy that makes pasta.
